C header files are the wave of the (IP) future
SCO finally discloses the super-secret rocket science Linux code that they think has been copied from their intellectual property.
Hmm...(loud coughing in the background), err..(clears his throat), pardon me (gets this "ostrich back from Mars" look), you mean, C header files, really?
Linus seems to be strong enough to refrain from laughing in public and concludes:
...we can totally _demolish_ the SCO claim that these 65 files were somehow "copied".