Victory in the schema wars
From the ROFL department, Rick Jelliffe's post about XML schema wars is a must read. Of course...the other is the Middle East.
This comes in response to Elliotte Rusty Harold's RELAX Wins and Tim Bray's Choose RELAX Now posts. Go read them if you're not yet convinced that XML Schema sucks.
Boring technology is rarely good technology: XML Schema proves this.